Flop e-mailed me today, using the phrase "That's what I'm talking about, motherfucker." We then exchanged the following:
"Such is of what I speak, humper of matrons."
"Thus is which I have discussed on previous occasions, M.I.L.F. requiter."
"I recently locuted on that precise topic, copulator of she who bore fruit."
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"My point exactly, he who pleasures moms."
To which I now add, "I addressed that in my previous comments, fertile-ladies penetrator."
Update: "Please refer to my earlier points; you're a cuckolder, or you bed single mothers."
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ReplyDeleteI direct your attention to my earlier remarks, porker of your baby's mama.
ReplyDeleteListen up, Oprah.
ReplyDeleteHear me now and listen to me later, Frau.
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me now, Federline?
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ReplyDeleteit's clear neither of you is getting any. now stop fondling the thesaurus.
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