Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Wednesday link-o-rama

[A]s far as satisfying the bunker-dwelling beast of football lust in your soul, it's like any of the following.

–a hand job when you need sex.
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–Rutgers versus West Virginia in local coverage when Texas/Oklahoma is on. (Actually happened in 2005 on ABC in the 404. May God damn you all.)
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–Allowing your niece or nephew to pick a song on the radio, landing on "S.O.S." by Rhianna, and finding yourself singing along with a three year-old and a toss-off British pop star.
"Now paging Crunk Raconteur."

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