tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post116233113068725766..comments2023-12-24T10:14:39.424-05:00Comments on Cole Slaw Blog: Why irrational hatred of technology is only going to bite you in the ass somedayFlophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04677185628909814152noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-1162332749320050452006-10-31T17:12:00.000-05:002006-10-31T17:12:00.000-05:00Oh, yeah, I'm real sorry that I missed this one. ...Oh, yeah, I'm real sorry that I missed this one. I hope that whatever Telecom company you're shilling for is giving you a percentage for that post. Sounds like a perfect commercial:<BR/><BR/><I>Scenario</I>: Halfwit with a phone wanders around an urban park area on Halloween. He sees people in costumes and believes that they are actual zombies. Terrified that his brains are about to be eaten, he photographs the zombies as a testament to his last moments. Instead, the zombies turn out to be art students and the halfwit merely has an excellent photograph. Enthused, he uses his camera phone to send the picture to all of his friends. Each of them laughs hysterically ... except for the one technophobe sitting in his office with an outdated cell phone that can't even accept text messages.<BR/><BR/>The technophobe pours himself a bowl of cereal.<BR/><BR/>[FADE OUT]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com