tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post488811056224605436..comments2023-12-24T10:14:39.424-05:00Comments on Cole Slaw Blog: Drama in my pantsFlophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04677185628909814152noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-61948449620055350922008-01-17T01:36:00.000-05:002008-01-17T01:36:00.000-05:00I had the stealthy 18th century British thief in m...I had the stealthy 18th century British thief in mind. If diver Jack Sheppard carried keys around his neck, they'd get rusty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-44012821558028239182008-01-16T18:19:00.000-05:002008-01-16T18:19:00.000-05:00What use does a world renowned cave diver have fo...What use does a <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Sheppard_%28cave_diver%29" REL="nofollow"> world renowned cave diver</A> have for keys? Seems superfluous.JHChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17825560592134094124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-78871217216578065352008-01-16T18:11:00.000-05:002008-01-16T18:11:00.000-05:00Am considering looping them through a string and c...Am considering looping them through a string and carrying them around on my neck, a la Jack Shepherd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-63286194603937574272008-01-16T14:21:00.000-05:002008-01-16T14:21:00.000-05:00You need to affix them to your belt, a la Schneide...You need to affix them to your belt, a la Schneider.JHChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17825560592134094124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-1597478547168135062008-01-15T19:10:00.000-05:002008-01-15T19:10:00.000-05:00The variety and helpfulness of these suggestions i...The variety and helpfulness of these suggestions impresses me. Thank you all. If I use any of them, I will let you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-63011470040631026582008-01-15T15:46:00.000-05:002008-01-15T15:46:00.000-05:00Keys? KEYS?!?! You're in New York - it's not lik...Keys? KEYS?!?! You're in New York - it's not like you need them for driving and you can always just leave your place unlocked, right?<BR/><BR/>Frighteningly, I have a friend in Hell's Kitchen who leaves his apartment unlocked but does need a key for the front door. Damned security conscious neighbors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-71786553900234440112008-01-15T12:15:00.000-05:002008-01-15T12:15:00.000-05:00I don't know you well enough to suggest a man-purs...I don't know you well enough to suggest a man-purse, but the metrosexuals I know say they're all the rage.DrunkBrunchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09107645461052308612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-86120364617171433652008-01-15T10:59:00.000-05:002008-01-15T10:59:00.000-05:00You should keep your keys on a watch fob hooked to...You should keep your keys on a watch fob hooked to your waistcoat.Flophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03494943743188235344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-55265552433665855032008-01-15T10:41:00.000-05:002008-01-15T10:41:00.000-05:00Maybe getting locked out of your apartment will fi...Maybe getting locked out of your apartment will finally be the impetus for you to move to the Meatpacking District.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-46628436192553106882008-01-15T10:36:00.000-05:002008-01-15T10:36:00.000-05:00Either that or a wallet chain, to lend you an air ...Either that or a wallet chain, to lend you an air of mid-to-late-90s alt rock guy...<BR/><BR/>I would suggest just buying some new pants, but I do remember the man-capri-pants incident...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-1733357584373991762008-01-15T00:46:00.000-05:002008-01-15T00:46:00.000-05:00you should get a key-wallet, gramps. it'll keep th...you should get a key-wallet, gramps. it'll keep the keys from tearing up your pockets.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-79223648774576128912008-01-14T23:48:00.000-05:002008-01-14T23:48:00.000-05:00That doesn't even make sense.The drama was in my p...That doesn't even make sense.<BR/><BR/>The drama was in my pants because of the hole in my pocket. The pocket is inside my pants, as were the keys. The dramatic re-creation is potentially misleading because it implies that the keys landed on my shoe; the text makes clear that the keys slid down internally and rested at the nexus of sock, shoe and pant.<BR/><BR/>That's the difference between a dramatic re-creation and journalism.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-87388489281381982902008-01-14T23:21:00.000-05:002008-01-14T23:21:00.000-05:00Sounds to me like the drama was outside your pants...Sounds to me like the drama was outside your pants. Or at least co-located with your keys, which spent some of the time in your pants, some time on your shoe and nearly wound up in some tunnel person's shopping cart.Flophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03494943743188235344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11661639.post-83777183112772635622008-01-14T20:45:00.000-05:002008-01-14T20:45:00.000-05:00you have an excessive amount of drama with your wa...you have an excessive amount of drama with your wardrobe.dmbmeghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04066785220947109829noreply@blogger.com