I feel so pretty!It looks as though the answer was in my previous post all along. Evil girl has sent me more Bell's. Out of the goodness of her heart and sympathy for my essentially Bell's-free existence in New York, yes. But she also meant it as an inducement to be in her wedding.
Yes, I'm going to be a bridesmaid.
Or whatever a male attendant for the bride is called. I suppose this will engender a new comment guessing-game.
I hope the dress doesn't make my ass look big.
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ReplyDeletemini kegs are awesome. congrats, hopefully she won't make you wear pea green either.
Evil Girl is getting married? Wow. Congrats, Evil Girl.
ReplyDeleteflop you will look so pretty with a bow in your hair.
ReplyDeleteWhat body parts of her victims were concealed in this "beer"?
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit. I popped open your blog and I found my favorite beer staring back at me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I moved to DC I thought the only thing I would miss about Michigan is football games and Oberon in the summer.
But oh no. They sell it all over the place down here (the beer, not Michigan football. Go figure.) I can't believe they don't distribute in NY. Bastards.
Enjoy.
"Yes, I'm going to be a bridesmaid.
ReplyDeleteOr whatever a male attendant for the bride is called."
Um...I'm pretty sure we're going to call it "bridesmaid."
And I got four words: Huge, taffeta ass bow.
Crunk, you're just jealous because I might be involved in a post-reception hookup involving two bridesmaids.
ReplyDeleteAlso because I'm going to look so very, very pretty.
You'll look even prettier if you tuck it flop, otherwise the taffeta might look lumpy.
ReplyDeleteIs Flop in charge of your bachelorette party? Will there be a snuff film?
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