We believe that ballplayers everywhere have the right to keep and wear cabbage.
We stand by Park Myung-Hwan and ask that the Korean Baseball Association extend to him the cabbage-based rights enjoyed by American ballplayers since New Yorkers drank Rheingold unironically.
Lest anyone think I have a problem with old-school beer, rest assured that I will probably have a Pabst or Rheingold this weekend. The amount of irony in such an act is yet to be determined.
ReplyDeletebottles of pbr are still only $1.50 at the 8 Ball. i'll save you a barstool.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I miss the 8 Ball. When are we going?
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