Alito hearings, revisited

In case you weren't listening or watching, I've prepared a condensed transcript:

Democratic senator: Concerned Alumni for Princeton?
Alito: Wha?
Republican senator: Did you like your dad?
Alito: Yes.
Democratic senator: Unitary executive?
Alito: You don't understand what that means.
Democratic senator: You're right, sorry.
Republican senator: I like you.
Alito: Thanks.