My own Overheard in New York

Corner of Houston and Clinton, approximately 1 a.m.:

Long Island-ish Girl, Shouting into Cell: It's like, I like you as a friend, but I don't want to fuck you!
Random Early Twenties Guy, Taunting While Walking Past: Exactly!
LIGSC: Good night. I love you!
RETGTWWP: hahahahaha