Every day, but most especially on Valentine's Day, I love the anonymous people who read this site, as well as our many googlers looking for cole slaw recipes and the sex-fetish guidance erroneously implied by this site's vulgar metaphors.
Our top google hits include a one-word phrasing that I crafted when discussing The Secret of My Success. It describes a man involved in acts of love with his aunt. Another top term has illegal and highly uncomfortable implications, though it was an innocent reworking of a James Joyce title. Another involves Janet Jackson's womanly parts. Combined, they're probably 5-10% of our traffic.
A few months in, when it was clear that a lot of misguided gourmands were finding their way to this blog, I posted a bunch of links to exotic slaw. You can find your recipes here:
To be clear, that wasn't sarcasm. I love you.
ReplyDeleteWait - there's vulgar metaphors here?
ReplyDeleteOh. My bad.
Our top google hits include a one-word phrasing that I crafted when discussing The Secret of My Success. It describes a man involved in acts of love with his aunt. Another top term has illegal and highly uncomfortable implications, though it was an innocent reworking of a James Joyce title. Another involves Janet Jackson's womanly parts. Combined, they're probably 5-10% of our traffic.
ReplyDeletecole slaw recipes
ReplyDeleteNow that you brought it up, do you have any?
A few months in, when it was clear that a lot of misguided gourmands were finding their way to this blog, I posted a bunch of links to exotic slaw. You can find your recipes here:
ReplyDeletehttp://coleslawblog.blogspot.com/2005/06/cover-world-in-coleslaw.html
And those three terms are....
ReplyDelete(feel free to hit me at rpm40@hotmail.com if you really don't want to publish them again).
In the meantime allow me to leave you with this piece of awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xqjsP9Un8I
Yes - you can say thank you at your leisure.