Fat-fuck fans in sweatshirts
asking for directions
in accents that make one's ear hurt
from New Jersey inflections.
The shame and horror of New York
is rotten, pockmarked sports teams
and puke-breath fans who get uncorked
whenever they're succeeding.
Mannings, like Sparty's Plaxico
are bastards since the nineties,
whereas Tom Brady's Orange Bowl
win shall be remembered fondly.
Down the street limp obese churls
past trashcans spilled by barfing girls.