Alternate spellings: A list of alternate spellings for common names that either should or should not be attempted by new parents

(Apologies to McSweeney's lists.)

1. Alysen
2. Pterrance
3. D'Knees
4. Jeph
5. Mle
6. Tailor
7. Wrebecka
8. Bobb
9. Alecks
10. Gye
11. Zavier
12. Geothro

Should be attempted: 1, 2, 5, 7, 8, 12.
Should not be attempted: 3, 4, 6, 9, 10, 11.