Friday, February 15, 2008

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Every day, but most especially on Valentine's Day, I love the anonymous people who read this site, as well as our many googlers looking for cole slaw recipes and the sex-fetish guidance erroneously implied by this site's vulgar metaphors.

Love.

6 comments:

CrimeNotes said...

To be clear, that wasn't sarcasm. I love you.

Cock D said...

Wait - there's vulgar metaphors here?

Oh. My bad.

CrimeNotes said...

Our top google hits include a one-word phrasing that I crafted when discussing The Secret of My Success. It describes a man involved in acts of love with his aunt. Another top term has illegal and highly uncomfortable implications, though it was an innocent reworking of a James Joyce title. Another involves Janet Jackson's womanly parts. Combined, they're probably 5-10% of our traffic.

Midwesterner in NYC said...

cole slaw recipes

Now that you brought it up, do you have any?

CrimeNotes said...

A few months in, when it was clear that a lot of misguided gourmands were finding their way to this blog, I posted a bunch of links to exotic slaw. You can find your recipes here:

http://coleslawblog.blogspot.com/2005/06/cover-world-in-coleslaw.html

Cock D said...

And those three terms are....

(feel free to hit me at rpm40@hotmail.com if you really don't want to publish them again).

In the meantime allow me to leave you with this piece of awesomeness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xqjsP9Un8I

Yes - you can say thank you at your leisure.