Geography Quiz

"That's the Eiffel Tower, that tall one over there."

This was most recently uttered by:

(A.) A social studies teacher showing slides of European capitals to her seventh graders.
(B.) Clark Griswold in National Lampoon's European Vacation.
(C.) Me, when I worked as a Parisian tour guide for the blind.
(D,) The man in seat 8C, while taxiing LaGuardia with a view of the midtown skyline.

(Answer provided in the comments.)