Wednesday, April 18, 2007

All kinds of time

Things I can do in less time than it takes to listen to the entire first movement of Bach's Violin Concerto No. 2 (recording by Hilary Hahn, resident hottie of the international fiddlin' set):

  • Make an omelette out of locally produced eggs and goat cheese
  • Do my taxes (federal only).
  • Update my fantasy baseball rosters
  • Write a short, pointless blog post

Things I can not do in that time span:

  • Relay the account of a 2007 Cole Slaw Blog Tournament of Everything semifinal
  • Write a long, pointless blog post.

Clearly, if I had chosen "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent, I'd have been able to do all of this (but not the New York State return. Because man, that thing sucks.)

No, dumbass, I will not play "Devil Went Down to Georgia" for you.

3 comments:

Shorty said...

I love the 'Tournament of Everything' idea...I only wish i had come up with it...keep it up...I hate cole slaw...but i'm a big fan of coleslawblog...
shorty

CrimeNotes said...

Holy shit, it's Shorty of Wrestlemania III fame!

The Tournament will end someday. It's just hard to pick a winner.

Shorty said...

hahahaha...i hear ya buddy...gr8 site man...