- Make an omelette out of locally produced eggs and goat cheese
- Do my taxes (federal only).
- Update my fantasy baseball rosters
- Write a short, pointless blog post
Things I can not do in that time span:
- Relay the account of a 2007 Cole Slaw Blog Tournament of Everything semifinal
- Write a long, pointless blog post.
Clearly, if I had chosen "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent, I'd have been able to do all of this (but not the New York State return. Because man, that thing sucks.)