All kinds of time

Things I can do in less time than it takes to listen to the entire first movement of Bach's Violin Concerto No. 2 (recording by Hilary Hahn, resident hottie of the international fiddlin' set):

• Make an omelette out of locally produced eggs and goat cheese
• Do my taxes (federal only).
• Update my fantasy baseball rosters
• Write a short, pointless blog post

Things I can not do in that time span:

• Relay the account of a 2007 Cole Slaw Blog Tournament of Everything semifinal
• Write a long, pointless blog post.

Clearly, if I had chosen "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent, I'd have been able to do all of this (but not the New York State return. Because man, that thing sucks.)

No, dumbass, I will not play "Devil Went Down to Georgia" for you.