Malachi from Children of the Corn ...

... Flying Tomato Shaun White ...

... and Blue Devil gay-beater and accused rapist Collin Finnerty.

See? Same haircuts and roughly similar facial features. At first I thought they should get together for a sitcom, perhaps playing three half-brothers who find out that they have the same sperm-donor father. They room together as freshmen at U.C.-Davis, and hijinks ensue.
Now I'm thinking they should cut out the middleman and go the reality TV route.
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