Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Welcome back, asshole

From: CrimeNotes
To:
Flop
Cc:
HMQ2K5
Date:
Jul 24, 2006 11:23 AM
Subject: wow


Your punching bruised up my arm pretty bad. Thanks for that.
From: Flop
To: CrimeNotes
Cc: HMQ2K5
Date: Jul 24, 2006 7:08 PM
Subject: Re: wow

It's not my fault you're a such a daisy.
Besides, wasn't the punching in retaliation for you doing something to me?
From: CrimeNotes
To:
Flop
Cc:
HMQ2K5
Date:
Jul 24, 2006 9:37 PM
Subject: Re: wow


Fucking hell.

I wish i could quit you.
From: Flop
To: CrimeNotes
Cc: HMQ2K5
Date: Jul 24, 2006 10:50 PM
Subject: Re: wow

For someone who used to get so skittish at anything within shouting distance of gay, you sure are prancing about lately. First your impromptu feather-boa jazzercise, then the man bag and the capri pants, now this.
From: CrimeNotes
To:
Flop
Cc:
HMQ2K5
Date:
Jul 24, 2006 11:02 PM
Subject: Re: wow


Great. Fall down on your ass at some chick's birthday party then get a bag to carry work shit, and all hell breaks loose.

7 comments:

beast of burden said...

i guess flop isn't really leaving queens.

CrimeNotes said...

That's probably the comment I deserve for posting B-material.

What you don't understand is that your throwaway lines are memes that Flop picks up and runs with for weeks.

Tommy O said...

"It's not a purse, it's European."

Crunk Raconteur said...

Feather-boa jazzercize?

CrimeNotes said...

Crunk -- there was no such thing. He's referring to this.

Flop said...

You know, I was in Europe for two weeks. It was hot. The man capris looked comfortable. Somehow, I kept my wits (and genitals) about me.

For Crunk's query: http://coleslawblog.blogspot.com/2006/05/bad-decision.html

evil girl said...

flop didn't so much keep his genitals about him as he was unable to get anyone to touch his junk.