- A big wad of wasabi you wouldn't eat for less than a cool hundy: 1.49
- Magma erupting from the core of the Earth: 0.80
- Hot 99.7 FM, KHHK, Yakima, Washington: 0.997
- Summer Fucking Sanders: infinity plus one
- Gila Bend, Arizona: 1.0 (but it's a dry 1.0)
- Kennedy Airport: 0.98
- Kennedy from MTV: 0.08
- Zooey Deschanel, armed to the teeth: 3.14
- hotornot.com : somewhere between 0.01 and 0.1
- Appalachian State: 1.0 cubed.
- Kari Byron, a.k.a. the cute girl from Mythbusters, on shark patrol:
- That video of Bobby Abreu's former betrothed having sex on a Spanish reality show: 0.75 if you don't speak enough Spanish to translate the dirty talk from a former Miss Universe, 1.5 if you do.
- Zooey Deschanel, auditioning for a jugband: 5.38
- Crenshaw melon, right out of the fridge: - 1.0, perfectly cool
- Cool Papa Bell: -2.0
- The new trend of Dumpster fellatio, according to The New York Times Thursday Styles Section, June 5, 2008, in an article about hot new outdoor activities for the summer: 3.36
- Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights: 2.99
- Caliente, Nevada: 0.84
- Rebelde: 4.59
- Kate Winslet, giving me a look that can only be interpreted as 'Let's pork': 27.39
Thursday, August 03, 2006
CSB Hot List!
Because it's almost 100 degrees at LaGuardia as I type this, and this heat saps the energy from what few brain cells I use for critical thinking and the like, I hereby present a Cole Slaw Blog list of shit that's relatively hot. Below you can find a list of items and their relative hotness expressed in factors of today. For example, something approximately twice as hot as today would get a factor of 2.0. You get the picture. Anyway, on to the list of stuff and its hotness in factors of sweltering August days in New York :
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My gratitude for the phrase "armed to the teeth", and it's implicit shout out to our slightly-less-bling-encrusted younger brother, Mini-Crunk.
Also...Rebelde!
I hate all lists ever. even this one. but this one the least ever.
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