Tuesday, May 15, 2007

L8er H8er

Falwell on AIDS:
"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
What is real:

The social impact of HIV/AIDS is most evident in Africa's orphans crisis. Approximately 12 million children in sub-Saharan Africa are estimated to be orphaned by AIDS. These children are overwhelmingly cared for by relatives including especially grandmothers, but the capacity of the extended family to cope with this burden is stretched very thin and is, in places, collapsing. UNICEF and other international agencies consider a scaled-up response to Africa's orphan crisis a humanitarian priority. Practitioners and welfare specialists are sensitive to the need not to identify and isolate children orphaned by AIDS from other needy and vulnerable children, in part because of fear of stigmatizing them.
Falwell on Apartheid:
In the 1980s Jerry Falwell was an outspoken supporter of the Apartheid regime in South Africa. When president PW Botha was elected President by the White South African minority, Reverend Falwell went to South Africa and made statements supporting the government there and urging American Christians to buy Krugerrands, a coin issued by the South African Government
What is real:

The most violent time of the 1980s was 1985–88, when the P.W. Botha government embarked on a campaign to eliminate opposition. For three years police and soldiers patrolled South African towns in armed vehicles, destroying black squatter camps and detained thousands of blacks and coloureds. Some of those who were detained died in incidents ranging from outright murder by the authorities to suicide. Exact numbers are impossible to ascertain but is estimated by some to be hundreds and by others to be more than a thousand. Rigid censorship laws tried to conceal the events by banning media and newspaper coverage.
Falwell on Theocracy:
"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
What is real:
"Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What have been the effects of coercion? To make one half of the world fools, and the other half hypocrites. To support roguery and terror all over the earth. Let us reflect that it is inhabited by a thousand millions of people. That these profess probably a thousand different religions. That ours is but one of a thousand." --Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia (1784)
"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel." -- Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)

"Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise." --James Madison (April 1, 1774)
Falwell on 9/11:
After the September 11, 2001 attacks Falwell said on the 700 Club, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'"
What is real:

Mark Bingham is believed to have been among the passengers who attempted to storm the cockpit to try to prevent the hijackers from using the plane to kill hundreds or thousands of additional victims. He made a brief cell phone call to his mother, Alice Hoagland, shortly before the plane went down. Hoagland, a former flight attendant with United Airlines, later left a voice mail message on his cell phone, instructing Bingham to reclaim the aircraft after it became apparent that Flight 93 was to be used in a suicide mission. Bingham was survived by his former boyfriend of six years, Paul Holm, who says this was not the first time Bingham risked his life to protect the lives of others. In fact, he had twice successfully protected Holm from attempted muggings, one of which was at gunpoint. Holm describes Bingham as a brave, competitive man, saying, "He hated to lose — at anything."
It's sad that Jerry Falwell died today at age 73.

It's sad because it happened 50 years too late.


Cock D said...

You know, when I saw the headline at CNN my first response was to think "yay!"

And I stand beside that. A special spot in Hell was filled yesterday.

waterloo said...

I'm thinking of something more karmic: Falwell in the afterlife, rooming with Robert Mapplethorpe. Huey Newton and Allen Ginsburg are his other suitemates.

Mr. Met said...

I was so nervous yesterday that we were about to enter into several days of horseshit eulogizing for this fuckweasel.

CrimeNotes said...

I was just down in the office lobby and the big screen tuned to MSNBC featured what appeared to be Pat Buchanan engaged in full-blown horseshit eulogizing.

My own preferred hell scenario for the man involves Falwell, Ayatollah Khomeini and buckets upon buckets of vibrators.

Mr. Met said...

By the way, pretty much unrelated (except for the South African AIDS orphans), but I happened to see the movie that won the Audience Award at Sundance -- it's called "We Are Together" and is about Agape, an orphanage in South Africa. Really powerful and good. Worth seeing if/when it gets picked up or airs on HBO (they bought the rights)


Shorty said...

hahaha...nice take...