Mostly, I wanted to highlight this passage:
"I'm kind of a low-key guy. The spotlight doesn't suit me. I'm more of a side dish -- cole slaw or French fries or a Wham! backup singer-" (p. 13)Cole Slaw Blog is not about being low-key. It is not about the side dish. It is not a Wham! backup singer.
It is Wham! itself, and my co-blogger is a George Michael look-alike.