Mostly, I wanted to highlight this passage:
"I'm kind of a low-key guy. The spotlight doesn't suit me. I'm more of a side dish -- cole slaw or French fries or a Wham! backup singer-" (p. 13)Cole Slaw Blog is not about being low-key. It is not about the side dish. It is not a Wham! backup singer.
It is Wham! itself, and my co-blogger is a George Michael look-alike.
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You don't even know how excited I was to see that George Michael Bluth was chillin' on the LES last week. Thank you, Gawker Stalker.
I saw that too, but it was actually someone who confused him with Flop.
Wow. Even from Europe you post more than Flop.
I got back Monday afternoon. I was in Amsterdam for just 48 hours. It was a whirlwind visit.
Wow, now that we know Flop looks like George Michael, Blythe REALLY will take him to the wedding.
No way that could have been me.
-- "[T]ucked-in red polo shirt"? Nope. I don't own a red polo, nor would I tuck it in if I did.
-- "[N]ot-overtly-cute girl." I only find myself in the company of New York's prettiest ladies. Especially at blogger fiestas.
-- "Both of them were articulately and slowly saying the name 'Zach Braff.'" I guess anything's possible.
-- "He was lankier than I would have imagined." Years ago, maybe. I am no longer lankier than in anyone's imagination.
Hence, this was not me, but actually George Michael Bluth. Maybe I should start asking out girls who look like Maeby.
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