How to play Coaster Pong (with apologies to 11th Street Bar)

1. Arrange empty pint glasses around table.
2. Shred coasters by hand.
3. Roll coaster shreds into spitwad-like balls.
4. Toss coaster balls across table into empty pint glasses.
5. Use y0ur indoor voices.
6. Do not chew on coaster balls.
7. Repeat.