Saturday, February 18, 2006

57 things I don't like

I'm available to take your questions in the Comments section below.

Instant messages
Text messages (I won't even look at them)
Camera phones
Receiving personal calls at work
TV commercials
Fine dining
Fast food
Sweets
Sugar in my coffee
Wine
Rum
Mixed drinks
Aesthetics
Textures
Retiring
Investing
Investment banking
Hot weather
Indoor heating
Basketball
Soccer
Car services
Cars
Other vehicles
Maps
Umbrellas
Shoes
Hotels
Cologne
Perfume
Celebrities
Gossip
Fashion
Celebrity gossip
Celebrity fashion
Insiders
Trends
Insider trends
Shaving
Haircuts
Piercings
Tattoos
"the gym"
"the beach"
Abs
Altoids
Bargains
Actresses after Kathleen Turner
Entourage
Gawker
The Family Guy
Death Cab for Cutie
Dudes getting weepy
Earnestness
Sensitivity
Misuse of "irony"
"Literally"

5 comments:

Flop said...

We're following up God's Wrath Week with Fusty Curmudgeon Week here at CSB. Future posts will be entitled 'What Actually Is Up With Those Snowboarders, Anyway?, 'Dagnabbit' and 'The Lightness of being Andy Rooney.'

Literally.

CrimeNotes said...

This is the most misinterpreted thing I've ever written.

"What Actually Is Up With Those Snowboarders, Anyway?" is something I'd explore further, though.

winston said...

i assume that my long islands are exempt from your dislike of mixed drinks.

evil girl said...

what about celebrity ass fucking?

CrimeNotes said...

Dubya: Those long islands (or lawn-gielands) may earn a place on the list of "57 things that have gotten me really fucked up."

EG: That's Flop's interest, not mine.