Tuesday, October 17, 2006

So does this mean the Green Zone is like the Meatpacking District?

Ah, Republicans. There's literally no straw they'll leave ungrasped.

Clearly, he's wrong. Because if Baghdad were the new Manhattan, we'd soon be seeing The New York Times debut its new section: "Baghdad Styles." Just think of it. Reviews of the new Vera Wang line of hijabs, trend stories about how more and more men are turning toward professionals for honor killings, and the effect of sites like myspace.com on death-squad organizing.

Also, Alex Kuczynski sniffs at the handbag selections in the local bazaars and Stephanie Rosenbloom reports that shrapnel stings like a motherfucker.

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