Wednesday, January 31, 2007

George W. Bush, farmer

I recently imagined George W. Bush as a crop-hating farmer. I lacked the imagination to picture him as a psychotic, renegade tractor-driving farmer:

"I would suggest moving back," Bush said as he climbed into the cab of a massive D-10 tractor. "I'm about to crank this sucker up." As the engine roared to life, White House staffers tried to steer the press corps to safety, but when the tractor lurched forward, they too were forced to scramble for safety."Get out of the way!" a news photographer yelled. "I think he might run us over!" said another. White House aides tried to herd the reporters the right way without getting run over themselves. Even the Secret Service got involved, as one agent began yelling at reporters to get clear of the tractor. Watching the chaos below, Bush looked out the tractor's window and laughed, steering the massive machine into the spot where most of the press corps had been positioned. The episode lasted about a minute, and Bush was still laughing when he pulled to a stop.

4 comments:

Flop said...

This is the guy who couldn't even drive his Segway without calamity.

Crunk Raconteur said...

I know I sleep well at night knowing that buffoon has the nuclear launch codes...

evil girl said...

forced to spend my coming saturday watching farmer george, i can only hope he cause havoc with a tractor. it will make the drive worth it.

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