Friday, March 10, 2006

CSB consumer report: celebrity face matching

I followed a link to a site called MyHeritage, which, after a brief registration, evaluates a photo and tells you what celebrity your face structure most resembles.

Mine came out as follows:

1.) Tom Green
2.) Jared Leto
3.) K.d. Lang
4.) David Hasselhoff
5.) Jake Gyllenhall

For better or worse, I don't resemble any of them. So I loaded a second photo.

1.) Ethan Hawke
2.) "Mustafa Sandal" (Who?)
3.) Tennessee Williams
4.) David Blaine
5.) Jimi Hendrix

So far, so fucking insane I can hardly believe it.

I thought the third time might be the charm. Turns out that I resemble Julie Andrews. Either that, or Curt Cobain. These are the most accurate results, but the more photos I used, the more David Hasselhoff surfaced. Hence, this site does not get a seal of approval.

Out of curiosity, I tried to see who came up for Blog Perv Danielle, HMBPDQ2K6. Her matches included Kelly Clarkson, Julia Roberts, and Isabella Rossellini. At least somebody is flattered.


Flop said...

Well, both Hers Majesty are rare beauties, so I'm not surprised.

CrimeNotes said...

Your matches included Richard Nixon, several elderly Frenchmen, and Ruben Studdard. I am not joking.

Crunk Raconteur said...

Ruben Studdard! I...I have nothing I can possibly add to that.

Flop said...

That's because he used the photo of me wearing a volumnious sweater with "216" emblazoned on the front.