Friday, March 10, 2006

CSB consumer report: celebrity face matching

I followed a link to a site called MyHeritage, which, after a brief registration, evaluates a photo and tells you what celebrity your face structure most resembles.

Mine came out as follows:

1.) Tom Green
2.) Jared Leto
3.) K.d. Lang
4.) David Hasselhoff
5.) Jake Gyllenhall

For better or worse, I don't resemble any of them. So I loaded a second photo.

1.) Ethan Hawke
2.) "Mustafa Sandal" (Who?)
3.) Tennessee Williams
4.) David Blaine
5.) Jimi Hendrix

So far, so fucking insane I can hardly believe it.

I thought the third time might be the charm. Turns out that I resemble Julie Andrews. Either that, or Curt Cobain. These are the most accurate results, but the more photos I used, the more David Hasselhoff surfaced. Hence, this site does not get a seal of approval.

Out of curiosity, I tried to see who came up for Blog Perv Danielle, HMBPDQ2K6. Her matches included Kelly Clarkson, Julia Roberts, and Isabella Rossellini. At least somebody is flattered.

4 comments:

Flop said...

Well, both Hers Majesty are rare beauties, so I'm not surprised.

CrimeNotes said...

Your matches included Richard Nixon, several elderly Frenchmen, and Ruben Studdard. I am not joking.

Crunk Raconteur said...

Ruben Studdard! I...I have nothing I can possibly add to that.

Flop said...

That's because he used the photo of me wearing a volumnious sweater with "216" emblazoned on the front.