Thursday, March 30, 2006

57 creatures that I would not want all angry and up in my grill

Vampire bat

The latest installment of an ongoing series.
  1. Alligator
  2. Anaconda
  3. Ant, Fire
  4. Barracuda
  5. Bat, Vampire
  6. Bear, Grizzly
  7. Bear, Polar
  8. Bee, Killer
  9. Bee, Bumble
  10. Boar
  11. Bobcat
  12. Boll Weevil
  13. Bull
  14. Catfish
  15. Crawdad
  16. Cobra
  17. Crocodile
  18. Deugar
  19. Elephant
  20. Falcon
  21. Ferret
  22. Goat, Billy
  23. Goat, Mountain
  24. Goose
  25. Hawk
  26. Hippo
  27. Hornet
  28. Iguana
  29. Jellyfish
  30. Lion
  31. Loch Ness Monster
  32. Marmot
  33. Monitor Lizard
  34. Mosquito
  35. Octopus
  36. Owl
  37. Pit Bull
  38. Poison Frog
  39. Python
  40. Rattlesnake
  41. Rhino
  42. Ringworm
  43. Scorpion
  44. Shark
  45. Snapping Turtle
  46. Spider
  47. Stingray
  48. Swan
  49. Tapeworm
  50. Tiger
  51. Vulture
  52. Wasp
  53. Werewolf
  54. Wolf
  55. Wolverine
  56. Yeti
  57. Zombie

14 comments:

Flop said...

Ah! Cobras!!

winston said...

but "the billy goat" on lower wacker dr. is such a wonderful, benevolent place. cheap old style and a direct phone line to the tribune sports desk.

CrimeNotes said...

True enough, Winston, and when I visited Chicago in the fall, there was a trip to the Billy Goat for a couple of beers. That doesn't diminish the discomfort I'd feel if a real, live Billy Goat were in my face, trying to ram me with horns and bite my nose off.

Crunk Raconteur said...

Deugar? Is that like a liger (you know, half lion, half tiger, bred for its skills in magic).

And as for marmots, you definitely don't want one tossed in the tub with you, dude.

CrimeNotes said...

Deugar -- aka "The Beast of Bolem" -- is a yeti that resides in England's Lake Country.

For more background, see:

http://www.forteantimes.com/exclusive/geordiefoot.shtml

Flop said...

Dude, Billy goats subsist peacefully on a diet of grains, grasses, and tin cans. They don't eat face. Unless it's in face-cake form.

CrimeNotes said...

Flop, let's see you go face-to-face with a riled up billy goat and see how much you like it. When I was a kid, a petting zoo billy goat bit my fucking finger, and it hurt. It's an experience I don't need to relive.

Flop said...

Dude, it's not my fault your fingers taste like tomato can.

Crunk Raconteur said...

I also noticed that you have Anaconda on there, but not just generally snakes. Not snakes? Even on a plane?

tommy o said...

his anaconda don't want none, unless, of course your have buns, hun.

CrimeNotes said...

tommy o appears to be commenting while drunk.

evil girl said...

um, crimenotes, maybe you shouldn't have been trying to do that do the goat. that's probably why it bit you.

CrimeNotes said...

Damn. I guess I should stick to pleasuring marmots. They're pretty receptive.

evil girl said...

not only receptive, but willing to reciprocate.