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It's 1:30 a.m. and cnn.com (no link thru -- not worthy) features the following:

• 4 Anna Nicole Smith headlines
• 3 Britney Spears headlines
• "Two clowns shot dead"
• Baptist sex abuse
• A mom throwing ice
• "Gay hip-hop artist tries to take back f-word"
• Desperate Housewives star
• An autistic woman who "voices own language"
• Clinton-Obama sissyfight
• An Iranian (a pro-American one, thank balls)
• Iraq (a story about rape)

By contrast, nationalenquirer.com features:

• 6 Anna Nicole Smith headlines
• 2 Britney Spears headlines
• Desperate Housewives star
• Diaper astronaut
• Posh Spice
• An apology to Cameron Diaz