Thursday, February 22, 2007

The most trusted name

(Click to enlarge, but only if you're a sucker.)

It's 1:30 a.m. and (no link thru -- not worthy) features the following:
  • 4 Anna Nicole Smith headlines
  • 3 Britney Spears headlines
  • "Two clowns shot dead"
  • Baptist sex abuse
  • A mom throwing ice
  • "Gay hip-hop artist tries to take back f-word"
  • Desperate Housewives star
  • An autistic woman who "voices own language"
  • Clinton-Obama sissyfight
  • An Iranian (a pro-American one, thank balls)
  • Iraq (a story about rape)
By contrast, features:

  • 6 Anna Nicole Smith headlines
  • 2 Britney Spears headlines
  • Desperate Housewives star
  • Diaper astronaut
  • Posh Spice
  • An apology to Cameron Diaz


Mr. Met said...

Seriously, I've decided that the first news source (, etc.) to stop reporting on Anna Nicole will become my go-to source. Here's hoping it's not Fox.

Mr. Shain said...

This was fucking brilliant.