Flop e-mailed me today, using the phrase "That's what I'm talking about, motherfucker." We then exchanged the following:
"Such is of what I speak, humper of matrons."
"Thus is which I have discussed on previous occasions, M.I.L.F. requiter."
"I recently locuted on that precise topic, copulator of she who bore fruit."
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"My point exactly, he who pleasures moms."
To which I now add, "I addressed that in my previous comments, fertile-ladies penetrator."
Update: "Please refer to my earlier points; you're a cuckolder, or you bed single mothers."
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I direct your attention to my earlier remarks, porker of your baby's mama.
Listen up, Oprah.
Hear me now and listen to me later, Frau.
Can you hear me now, Federline?
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it's clear neither of you is getting any. now stop fondling the thesaurus.
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