An evening with CrimeNotes and Flop

Discussion agenda includes:

• Hypothetical treatise titled "The Human Butt."
• Medical cocaine.
• Whether a surgeon should invite a retarded ten-year-old son to observe in the operating room.
• Coffee enemas.
• Prank text messages.
• The phrase, "Me so gay."
• Whether intestines have the most neurons in the human body outside of the brain.
• Hillary vs. Obama.
• Driving in the snow.
• Crashing a snowmobile through a garage door.
  
• Query: Who is the biggest pussy?
• Query: Is Cleveland completely despicable, or just fucked up?
• Query: When is it appropriate to root for Ohio State?
• Idiocracy: is it funnier than Team America?
  
• Variations in the rules of euchre.
• Excessive Tivo use.
• Tumors.
  
• The injustice of Peri Gilpin never winning an Emmy award for her work on Frasier.
• Niles Crane.
  
• The Michigan State fight song.
• Urine.
• The bathroom habits of truck drivers.
  
• Reach-arounds.
• Ivy League hockey.
• Crustaceans and their chitin shells.
• Traffic in the Death Valley.
• Surgeons who like XBox.
• Whether Penn grads are deplorable.
• Eating clubs at Princeton.
• Harvard's overrated professional schools.
• Who went to what high school in suburban Grand Rapids, MI.
  
• Farting.
  
• Dead raccoons, muskrats, and nutrias.
• People who masturbate in the living room.
  
• Whether winters in the Midwest make a person's cheeks "rosy."
• South Georgia.
• A dictatorial field hockey coach.
  
• Instant messaging phrases.
• Wikipedia.
• The role of Jesuit priests in Japanese military history.
• Irish Catholics who hate Notre Dame.
• Sisters.
• Horrible crowds at Lower East Side bars.
• Getting trashed with parents.
• Ph.Ds who marry.