Vampire batThe latest installment of an ongoing series.
- Alligator
- Anaconda
- Ant, Fire
- Barracuda
- Bat, Vampire
- Bear, Grizzly
- Bear, Polar
- Bee, Killer
- Bee, Bumble
- Boar
- Bobcat
- Boll Weevil
- Bull
- Catfish
- Crawdad
- Cobra
- Crocodile
- Deugar
- Elephant
- Falcon
- Ferret
- Goat, Billy
- Goat, Mountain
- Goose
- Hawk
- Hippo
- Hornet
- Iguana
- Jellyfish
- Lion
- Loch Ness Monster
- Marmot
- Monitor Lizard
- Mosquito
- Octopus
- Owl
- Pit Bull
- Poison Frog
- Python
- Rattlesnake
- Rhino
- Ringworm
- Scorpion
- Shark
- Snapping Turtle
- Spider
- Stingray
- Swan
- Tapeworm
- Tiger
- Vulture
- Wasp
- Werewolf
- Wolf
- Wolverine
- Yeti
- Zombie
14 comments:
Ah! Cobras!!
but "the billy goat" on lower wacker dr. is such a wonderful, benevolent place. cheap old style and a direct phone line to the tribune sports desk.
True enough, Winston, and when I visited Chicago in the fall, there was a trip to the Billy Goat for a couple of beers. That doesn't diminish the discomfort I'd feel if a real, live Billy Goat were in my face, trying to ram me with horns and bite my nose off.
Deugar? Is that like a liger (you know, half lion, half tiger, bred for its skills in magic).
And as for marmots, you definitely don't want one tossed in the tub with you, dude.
Deugar -- aka "The Beast of Bolem" -- is a yeti that resides in England's Lake Country.
For more background, see:
http://www.forteantimes.com/exclusive/geordiefoot.shtml
Dude, Billy goats subsist peacefully on a diet of grains, grasses, and tin cans. They don't eat face. Unless it's in face-cake form.
Flop, let's see you go face-to-face with a riled up billy goat and see how much you like it. When I was a kid, a petting zoo billy goat bit my fucking finger, and it hurt. It's an experience I don't need to relive.
Dude, it's not my fault your fingers taste like tomato can.
I also noticed that you have Anaconda on there, but not just generally snakes. Not snakes? Even on a plane?
his anaconda don't want none, unless, of course your have buns, hun.
tommy o appears to be commenting while drunk.
um, crimenotes, maybe you shouldn't have been trying to do that do the goat. that's probably why it bit you.
Damn. I guess I should stick to pleasuring marmots. They're pretty receptive.
not only receptive, but willing to reciprocate.
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