Committees are still conferring as to the full slate of invitees, but I've been authorized to leak one of the first rounds:
Devil's Lake, South Dakota, Region
1 Sistine Chapel v. 16 Extension Cords
2 Animal House v. 15 Butter
3 Grand Theft Auto v. 14 Estes Kefauver
4 A Pint of Bass v. 13 Clean Socks
5 The Enlightenment v. 12 Syracuse University
6 Summer Sanders v. 11 Hunter-Gatherers
7 Penicillin v. 10 Contact Lenses
8 Wikipedia v. 9 Wicker Chair
4 comments:
Summer fucking Sanders, only a 6 seed? Below Grand Theft Auto? Is this just because she gave Flop the Heisman?
Spoken like a man who's never played Grand Theft Auto.
What does the wicker chair have to say about the Jesuits' role in the Shimabara Rebellion in 17th-century Japan?
She should have at least been a 3 seed (right ahead of #4 seed Crenshaw melon...) in the Edina, Minnesota bracket, after Craig Finn and Tivo...
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