Monday, March 12, 2007

Some bracket advice

Set aside some of your gambling funds and rally the coworkers. To coincide with March Madness, Cole Slaw Blog will be holding the Tournament of Everything.

Committees are still conferring as to the full slate of invitees, but I've been authorized to leak one of the first rounds:

Devil's Lake, South Dakota, Region

1 Sistine Chapel v. 16 Extension Cords
2 Animal House v. 15 Butter
3 Grand Theft Auto v. 14 Estes Kefauver
4 A Pint of Bass v. 13 Clean Socks
5 The Enlightenment v. 12 Syracuse University
6 Summer Sanders v. 11 Hunter-Gatherers
7 Penicillin v. 10 Contact Lenses
8 Wikipedia v. 9 Wicker Chair

4 comments:

Crunk Raconteur said...

Summer fucking Sanders, only a 6 seed? Below Grand Theft Auto? Is this just because she gave Flop the Heisman?

CrimeNotes said...

Spoken like a man who's never played Grand Theft Auto.

Mr. Met said...

What does the wicker chair have to say about the Jesuits' role in the Shimabara Rebellion in 17th-century Japan?

Crunk Raconteur said...

She should have at least been a 3 seed (right ahead of #4 seed Crenshaw melon...) in the Edina, Minnesota bracket, after Craig Finn and Tivo...