Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Sometimes you're the bug

Monday was a bad day. And you know what helps redeem a bad day? Looking in the refrigerator and seeing you've got a couple slices of bacon and some beer.

Tomorrow is another day. Assuming my arteries stay clear.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fucking digusting.

DrunkBrunch said...

Flop, don't listen to Crimenotes. Pork makes everything better. Bacon and beer just might be the most awesome food combination discovery since peanut butter and jelly!

Anonymous said...

Washing down plain bacon strips with a Brooklyn Lager -- just vile.

(I sent him a private e-mail to complain about this image.)

Flop said...

Yeah, I'm going to take culinary advice from the guy who cooks once a year.

Stop being such a fucking priss.

Anonymous said...

Flop takes way too much pride in his cooking. Not so much about the quality of the food (though I'll admit that his omelets are tasty), but rather in the act of cooking itself. Odd.

Anonymous said...

When I was in college I lived in a house with about 10 people, one of whom was a bizarre eccentric who seemed to eat only bacon. The kitchen always smelled like bacon. He was always eating bacon. Bacon is no good.

Flop said...

Bacon is no good. You're right up there with the teacher who said young Thomas Edison was "addled" and would never amount to anything.

evil girl said...

i think drunkbrunch chick is probably flop's dream girl. they can eat bacon, and perhaps some swiss chard, and ride into the sunset of high cholesterol together.

Anonymous said...

True. The one time we met her, he bought her a bunch of McDonald's cheeseburgers.

Anonymous said...

A close friend of mine used to hold an annual Bacon and Champagne Party, where you drank champagne and ate a bunch of bacon during a Lakers playoff game.

copyranter said...

all you needed was a pic of boobs, and you'd a had the unholy trinity of man-happiness.