Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tournament of Everything: Round 2 Matchups


CLEVELAND REGION

Nullarbor Plain, Australia
1 The Internet vs. 9 Procrastination
5 Rushmore vs. 13 Caffeine

At Bushwood Country Club, Fla.
6 Kari Byron vs. 3 Muppets
10Prague vs. 2 HMQ2K25

ANN ARBOR REGION
At Hikone, Japan
1 Potable Water vs. 9 Loreley Beer Garden
6 Exile on Main Street vs. 3 Bob Dylan

At West Egg, N.Y.

5 Boogie Nights vs. 4 The Federal Reserve
10 All Things Considered vs. 2 Rose Bowl




INTERNATIONAL WATERS REGION

At Disputed Zone
1 The Sumerians vs. 8 Hungary
5 Winged Helmets vs. 4 The Industrial Revolution
At Macau
6 Eggs vs. 14 Jacques Cousteau
10 The Office vs. 2 Breasts

DEVILS LAKE, SOUTH DAKOTA, REGION
At Fiesole, Italy
1 Sistine Chapel vs. 8 Wikipedia
5 The Enlightenment vs. 4 Pint of Bass Ale

At Windhoek, Namibia
6 Summer F. Sanders vs. 14 Estes Kefauver
10 Contact Lenses vs. 2 Animal House

2 comments:

Crunk Raconteur said...

Um, don't "Winged Helmets" more properly belong in the CSBIT?

Oh well, at least we know they won't beat The Office...or Breasts, for that matter.

Flop said...

If Michigan's basketball team wore helmets, this might be worth a mild courtesy chuckle, despite its banality.