Friday, June 24, 2005

This aggression will not stand

We believe that ballplayers everywhere have the right to keep and wear cabbage.

We stand by Park Myung-Hwan and ask that the Korean Baseball Association extend to him the cabbage-based rights enjoyed by American ballplayers since New Yorkers drank Rheingold unironically.

3 comments:

Flop said...

Lest anyone think I have a problem with old-school beer, rest assured that I will probably have a Pabst or Rheingold this weekend. The amount of irony in such an act is yet to be determined.

winston said...

bottles of pbr are still only $1.50 at the 8 Ball. i'll save you a barstool.

Flop said...

Sigh. I miss the 8 Ball. When are we going?