Thursday, August 11, 2005

Great moments in punditry

One of our longtime friends made his debut as a cable news talking head last night. The gentleman who created and enforced the infamous "Three-a.m. Rule," hosted beer pong in the backyard, and antagonized a generation of coaches and S.I.D.s intoned somberly on issues of law and order. Looking freshly coiffed and properly made-up, he showed nary a trace of nervousness, aside from the occasional "um" and rapid glance.

Congratulations all around. In a few years' time, that bitch from Celebrity Justice won't know what hit her.

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