A couple years back, when Her Majesty the Queen of 2005 ("HMQ2K5") began dating blog pin-up Brian, she did not realize that he used to be a roommate of a weird dude (Flop) who, in turn, used to hit on one of her own former roommates.
She had no reason to expect that she would endure such behavior again. And she didn't realize that, just before the stroke of midnight on December 31, 2004, she should be crowned New Year's royalty. She didn't realize that she would later be named one of the 10 Greatest Americans, and with that title gain a permanent place in history.
For her endless patience, her enthusiasm for football, her contempt for Governor Mitt Romney (R-Mass.) and her royal status, the proprietors of Cole Slaw Blog wish a happy birthday to HMQ2K5.
Fancy some jicama tea and gooseberry crumpets? Yes, please.
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Nice work, guys, she'll appreciate it when she gets back online whenever she returns to work. Meantime, I mean this the best way possible but it, uh, was either January 1, 2005 or *December* 31, 2004 when she was crowned. We were both in grad school on January 31, 2004. Hope to see y'all tonight...
Thankfully her majesty isn't tyrannical. Otherwise, that typo would warrant our public execution.
The honor is ours, highness.
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