I've now shaved for more than half my life. Because Gillette has hired Brady Quinn as a contest spokesman and infected my Saturdays with his stilted, barbering retardation, I will never again buy Gillette. It's like Katherine Harris ruining my morning with Gatorade or Tressell praising his Weber Grill. I hate them all.
Fuck you, Gillette, for subjecting us to this. Brady Quinn must stumble into anonymity and irrelevance.