This made me laugh so hard that tears were rolling down my face in the office. It even got CrimeNotes -- a noted office sourpuss -- to laugh out loud at his place of business.
The best part, I think, is the contribution from the blogger at the end. The reformulations are limited only by the number of Division I-A schools and idiomatic expressions of indifference or resignation. And raptors, I suppose.
Personally, I would go with Washington State, A Steller's Sea Eagle and "Who'da thunk it?" But that's just me.
[I read about this on Deadspin.]
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Actually, I think you have this confused with the Minnesota State Screaming Eagles.
indeed
To be fair, that bird is quite a bit more intimidating than a Buckeye.
anything is better than the testicle with legs OSU calls a mascot.
Man, football season hasn't even started yet!
I haven't been paying attention. Meg, are you a Michigan fan, or just a generic OSU hater?
A Buckeye fan once threatened my friend at a bar in Chicago.
I just assume all Buckeye fans are like that. SO yeah, I guess I am a generic OSU hater.
Todd, you are an extreme outlier among Buckeyes fans. I attribute it to your Cleveland roots.
I attribute it to Todd being a reasonable person. You have a friend with Cleveland roots who didn't even go to the fucking school, and he seems to go Mr. Hyde every time the topic surfaces.
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