Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Wither Slawgust

Flop promised you a post a day for the month of Slawgust. He failed.


Meanwhile, as he pointed out via private e-mail, I'm currently drowning in a sea of my own excellence. It hurts me more than it hurts you.

I'll be off to a wedding on Thursday, after which I'll be spending a week in an undisclosed location. If you're lucky, I'll post some pictures of my legs while I'm lying in a hammock or my unclothed torso jumping backward off a dock.

17 comments:

dmbmeg said...

what the hell kind of show are you guys running here?

crimenotes said...

It's the kind of show where real-life obligations occasionally make quality blogging difficult.

Flop said...

I was about to write a post about how running my own organic farm has always been one of those alternate-reality daydreams of mine. (The inspiration came from a recent trip to the greenmarket.) I know those are silly and should never see the light of day, but merely mentioning one to a girlfriend led me to realize that we weren't going to get married. So don't scoff.

Anyway, this post is awesome enough that I'm going to leave things be for a while.

CrimeNotes said...

Fucking hippy.

Plus, this post is just filler.

dmbmeg said...

Flop IMed me just to say he was going to try and eat a peach a day til they went out of season.

Don't tell me you guys are "too busy."

CrimeNotes said...

That's what preoccupies Flop. That is not what preoccupies me.

We could throw up some spontaneous crap just for the sake of new content. I'd rather not do that.

dmbmeg said...

Plus, this post is just filler.

ok...

CrimeNotes said...

True enough. As a general matter, I'd rather end this project than post just for the sake of posting.

blythe said...

oh god, i hope i'm lucky.

Michael said...

For shame.

evil girl said...

pray that none of us must see c-notes pasty, skinny-ass torso naked anytime soon.

god forbid, i would sooner post that photo of him in his underwear, wearing a cowboy hat and singing into a beer bottle.

crimenotes said...

That was one awesome-assed bottle-singing session. Any pictures of me playing beerpong in my boxers?

Mr. Shain said...

Slawgust was a total flop....


THANK YOU! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

blythe said...

really? that's too bad.

Crunk Raconteur said...

Flop is going to eat a peach a day until they go out of season?

I hope, for his sake, that he didn't buy more than 4 peaches, since he doesn't exactly have the best track record of "I'm going to ______ every day"...

JebusHChrist said...

I'm going to be nice to 1 person a day until Flop posts again.

winston said...

i would sooner post that photo of him in his underwear, wearing a cowboy hat and singing into a beer bottle

such a photo exists?

i myself am the very proud owner of an image of c-notes in the lap of everyone's favorite irishman. the irishman is wearing a santa claus hat in the photo, which is what makes it art, in my opinion.