Trouble in the 616

Some fucking Bible translator messed up, so all that shit about 666 is out the window. Turns out that 616 is the mark of the beast. I grew up in the 616 area code, so I'm concerned that I went to high school with the antichrist. Since then, the area code split, so it's possible that the antichrist is now in Grand Rapids. If so, she has plenty of reasons to be pissed.